mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

A woman wears a dress.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Katy Perry

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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