Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

women rights

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

TELL

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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