A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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Asian women drivers...

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Anti Joke

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