Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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I was once a hamster.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Michael Brown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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