Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

4 hours later.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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