- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Equal rights!

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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