- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

I named my son ps2 controller

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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