whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Obama

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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