Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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