- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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