What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Equal rights!

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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Penis

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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