- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What comes after 69? 70

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Emily Walker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

How do you make a car? You build it.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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