- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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