- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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