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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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