Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

they're dead. idiot.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

what goes boo a sock

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Trump will make America great again.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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