What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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My Butthole.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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mikey is cute

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Why so serious ?

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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