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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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