- Anti Joke

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Anthony sucks

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Christ is a conspiracy