- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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