- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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