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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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