- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

your face

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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