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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

That's illegal What? Your mom

i wonder who made this website? a human

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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