- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Screw it you write the joke.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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