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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

A Fat Kenyan

what do you call a black guy african american

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

cory

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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