- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What's your blood type? Red.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

The global news

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Go away still nothing to see

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Dumbledore dies.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Chlamydia

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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