- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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