- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

A drunk guy walks into a car

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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