- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

wanna here a joke? you.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Jewwy Jewstein

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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