- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl