Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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