did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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women's rights

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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read me write me

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Anti Joke

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