- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Kevin and Ramin

No soap radio

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Fine, ladies first.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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