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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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