- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

You know what's cool? Yep.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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