- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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