- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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