A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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What's city is in New York New York City

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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