- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Women's rights

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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