- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

A: Do you like it B: No

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

I'm Andrew Schmitt

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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