What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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