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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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