Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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