- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

whats chinese noodles

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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