Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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