What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Caramel Boing.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Ily bae

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wanna here a joke? you.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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