Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Beka has AIDS

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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