Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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what is orange? an orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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