Why so serious ?

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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