- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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