Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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