What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

your mum

A jew enters a mall.

Trump will make America great again.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

what goes boo a sock

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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