What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

I literally died laughing

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Terry has ebola

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

White NBA players.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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