How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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knock knock go away

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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