What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

if you don't like this you're gay

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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