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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Where's my tractor?

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Your mother is so fat.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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