knock knock who's there? your destiny

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Justin with a hat.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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