Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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School

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Tim likes girls

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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