- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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