- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What's big and purple? Barney

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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