Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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