why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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When will Abe Vigoda be alive again? Never. There will never again be a time when Abe Vigoda will be alive. For example, Abe Vigoda will be dead for the entirety of the year 2038. He will continue to be dead if we move forward to the year 2091, and even if we keep jumping forward throughout history, stopping in the years 2250, 2871, and 3546, we will not land in an era when Abe Vigoda will be alive. Another way to look at this is to imagine Abe Vigoda had died in earlier years. Let's say he had died in 1902. Would he be alive today? The answer, sadly, is no. We get the same answer if we suppose Abe Vigoda had died in 1822, 1715, or ~ 85,200,000 BPE. To sum up, it is not precisely accurate to say that Abe Vigoda will be dead for a very long time. That implies a limit on the amount of time he will be dead. There is no limit.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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