what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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TELL

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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