- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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