I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Trump will make America great again.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Robin, get in the batmobile

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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