- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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