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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Your mother just died.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

I'm rick james bitch

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