- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

i committed murder

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Knock knock Go away

an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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