- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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Wolfjob.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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