What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

my wife out of the kitchen

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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