- Anti Joke

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Whats worse than a joke? This

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago