- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

White NBA players.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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