- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

WOMENS RIGHTS

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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