- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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