Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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haha Otarts was here

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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