- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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