- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Racial Equality

What do you call an arab ?

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

The WPGA tour

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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