A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Bitch

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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