What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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