- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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