- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

A bar walks into a man

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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