- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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