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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

What's 2+2? Fish

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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