- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

What's brown and sticky A stick

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What is square and grey? A grey square.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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