- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

nothing

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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