- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

there was once a jew

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

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