- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Women's rights.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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