How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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