- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Stephen Hawking

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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