- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Is maynaise an instrument?

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Once upon a time, The end.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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