- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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An Asian with a big dick.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Your mother just died.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

A man died.

Racial Equality

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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