I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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hashtags suck balls

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You idiot.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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