Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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Penis.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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women's rights

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penis

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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Terraria

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Pull my finger ouch..

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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