Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Immigration Laws

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Anti Joke

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