- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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