A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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