Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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