- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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