what you get time to go with? - a clock

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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AIDS

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Anti Joke

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