- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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