- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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