- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Thats what she said

Jebron Lames.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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