- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Racial Equality

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

arena football

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

hi mom

A dyslexic blind man

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