- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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