What do you put your key on? A key chain.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Religion.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

What's a good joke? Not this one.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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