- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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