So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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