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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

I named my son ps2 controller

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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