- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Bark I'm a tree

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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