- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

I like touching my boobs

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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