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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Two planes walk into an office building

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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