- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Phew... it's gone.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

A fish swims up your penis...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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