- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Where are you going Your house

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

I have read the terms and conditions

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

your face

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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