- Anti Joke

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"