Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

homosexual rights to marriage

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

My three children are three big mistakes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Smeg...

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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