Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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This isn't funny.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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Bob Saget

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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the lemon was sweet.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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