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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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