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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

ever tried african food? they neither

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