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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

what's the difference between a duck?

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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