- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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