- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Ebola

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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