What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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