- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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