- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Women's Rights

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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