What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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your so fat. your fat!

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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