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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

2 + 2 = 4

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Bitch

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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