- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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