- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why did the man die? He was old.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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