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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What did the old man say? Im old

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What's blue? The sky.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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