- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

What did the old man say? Im old

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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