- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

I love you

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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