- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Where's the soap?

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

What is white and black and red all over.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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