- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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