Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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Misner is a twat.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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