- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

The FCC

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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