- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

what are three short words? i a am

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

where do some birds live in? Earth

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

were at work systems r down

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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