What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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