- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

i have yougurt mit traktor

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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