- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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