- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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