- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

Hellen keller

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

8=> >->-o

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

rent a cops

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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