Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Justin with a hat.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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