i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Justin Bieber

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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I love you

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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