What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

The child was fired from his job.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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