Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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