- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

who do we all like george goodburn

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Why didn't he finish his

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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