Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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