What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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guess what what ...

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Fat people

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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