- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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