- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What's up? Your time.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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