why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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knock,knock you suck

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

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