- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Racial Equality

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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