- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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