- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

a black man pays his child support

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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